Bad Luck

So I was thinking about wolves this morning on the

drive to work.



That wolf in little red riding hood was kind of a

freak. Sneaking into little old ladies houses and

putting on their clothes. He is a cross-dresser. It

reminds me of silence of the lambs. What kind of story

is that to tell kids.



The wolf in the three little pigs. That guy caught a

bad break. You can't blame him for trying to eat the

pigs. He is a carnivore. He is hunting.

How did he know that the three pigs he was tracking

were actually construction engineers of varying

degrees. I mean imagine you are a wolf trying to hunt

down some dinner and all of a sudden your dinner is

building a fortress to keep you out.



The wolf probably improvised all that "huff and puff

and blow your house down" crap. But really he was

probably in shock. Looking back on it I bet he is

embarassed by it, but he was put on the spot by those

three clever swine.



It was unfortunate for him that there was a

documentary crew there to witness the events. I am

sure he was the laughing stock of the den when that

book came out.



It was scandalous.